"It was a nice day.
All the days had been nice. There had been rather more than seven of them so far, and rain hadn’t been invented yet. But clouds massing east of Eden suggested that the first thunderstorm was on its way, and it was going to be a big one."

— Opening line of Good Omens, Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman

(Source: sirterrypratchett)

"Two shadowy figures, one hunched and squat, the other lean and menacing, both of them Olympic-grade lurkers. If Bruce Springsteen had ever recorded ‘Born to Lurk’, these two would have been on the album cover."

— Good Omens, Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett

(Source: barrichello)

"The Antichrist—how many nipples has he?"

— Good Omens, Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett

(Source: monocled--misanthrope)

grrrenadine: Domesticity. P.S. I had this post deleted due to what is undoubtedly a serious case of stupid, so I am reposting it.
"Young women should not go alone on dark nights, even in Oxfordshire. But any prowling maniac would have had more than his work cut out if he had accosted Anathema Device. She was a witch, after all. And precisely because she was a witch, and therefore sensible, she put little faith in protective amulets and spells; she saved it all for the foot-long bread knife which she kept in her belt."

— Good Omens, Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman (via sigewif)

"There was nowhere that he was a stranger, and there was no getting away from him. He was doing what he did best, and what he was doing was what he was.
He was not waiting. He was working."

— Good Omens, Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett (via andriani)

evalilith: Good Omens:Crowley + Az sketches by AndLatitude
“And a photo of Terry, me and winged Emily Whitten (chair of the NADWcon). I am pointing to her impressive tights.”
"The future came and went in the mildly discouraging way that futures do."

— Good Omens, Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett (via monkeyswearingpants)

"There are some dogs which, when you meet them, remind you that, despite thousands of years of manmade evolution, every dog is still only two meals away from being a wolf. These dogs advance deliberately, purposefully, the wilderness made flesh, their teeth yellow, their breath astink, while in the distance their owners witter, “He’s an old soppy really, just poke him if he’s a nuisance,” and in the green of their eyes the red campfires of the Pleistocene gleam and flicker…"

— Good Omens, Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett (via liquidnight)

yosb: She was beautiful, but she was beautiful in the way a forest fire was beautiful: something to be admired from a distance, not up close.And as she held her sword, she smiled like a knife. Good Omens by Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett. #hey guys #betcha didn’t know that i have a thing for redheads #i have the crowley cover of this book
"Well, Hell was worse, of course, by definition. But Crowley remembered what Heaven was like, and it had quite a few things in common with Hell. You couldn’t get a decent drink in either of them, for a start. And the boredom you got in Heaven was almost as bad as the excitement you got in Hell."

— Good Omens, Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett (via imnotyetdead)

(Source: theprincessentropy)

strawberryfields360: Time to start another 30 Day challenge ’ Cause I’m doing so well keeping up with the Supernatural one, right? Thanks to rhianimated  for the awesome fan art! niceandaccurateprophecies: Good Omens 30 Day Challenge Day One - How did you first discover Good Omens? Day Two - Favourite Good Omens cover art? Day Three - Which of the Them is your favourite, and why? Day Four - Pick a side! Heaven, or hell? Day Five - Favourite Crowley moment? Day Six - Favourite Aziraphale moment? Day Seven - A song that you associate with Good Omens. Day Eight - A favourite Good Omens fanfic. Day Nine - A favourite Good Omens related piece of art. Day Ten - Favourite Terry Pratchett and/or Neil Gaiman books other than Good Omens? Day Eleven - Your dreamcast for Crowley and Aziraphale in the miniseries. Day Twelve - Favourite Newt and Anathema moments? Day Thirteen - Who’s your favourite horseperson? Day Fourteen - A picture of you with a copy of Good Omens. Day Fifteen - A favourite quote from the book. Day Fourteen - Favourite angel/demon other than Aziraphale and Crowley. Day Fifteen - Your dreamcast for Newt and Anathema in the miniseries. Day Sixteen - Another fanwork you like: fanart, fanfic, fanmix or otherwise. Day Seventeen - Top three favourite characters. Day Eighteen - Another favourite quote. Day Nineteen - Favourite Crowley and Aziraphale moment? Day Twenty - Your dreamcast for the four Horsepersons. Day Twentyone - Favourite Queen song. Day Twentytwo - Favourite Them moment? Day Twentythree - Dick Turpin and the Bentley: is it true love? Day Twentyfour - Something Good Omens related you’ve made (fanfic, fanart, etc). Day Twentyfive - Any other dreamcasts you might have in mind. (Adam? Shadwell? Agnes Nutter?) Day Twentysix - Another favourite quote. Day Twentyseven - Three favourite scenes. Day Twentyeight - All the pairings you ship. Day Twentynine - Has Good Omens changed the way you see the world at all? (ie, do you believe in ineffability now?) Day Thirty-Any last Good Omens related nonsense you’d like to post. cool. anyone’d like to do this?
fawkes-in-flames: by Noxcape